Hello children, here is your music for today

Mmm that's nice

Well you know what to do children. Here is your music for running out of the kitchen

Off you go into the lounge right up to mummy
Has she got her back to you
The out with your Robin Hood sword and plunge it into mummy's back
With a one two three
Here is your stabbing music

Now come along no lazing. Just jump over mummy because it's time for our good deed. Saving grandpa the bother of chopping the firewood.

Have you got your little hatchets ready - Good. And here is uncle rotter to sing for you

Sharpen the hatchet and run up the stairs
hide beneath the bed thed
One two diddly doo
And off with grandpa's head"
(All right girl
Yes)

There now never mind the mess because it was such fun, wasn't it.

And now off to find grandma

There she is hanging from a beam in the kitchen.
Oh i forgot, we showed her our Roy Rogers lassoo yesterday didn't we
Never mind give her a push and we

"Swing away to the grandma waltz
With a one two three one two three"

But wait, oh - here comes daddy up the front path.
Wouldn't it be lovely to have two daddies
Well we can arrange that
Got you're little exercise hatchets

Then it's

"Pop on a chair behind the door
Hey diddle diddle
Here come's popa so upper you're chopper
And split him down the middle"

Now children just one last exercise

Take daddies keys out of his pocket, run to his desk.
Take out all his money, his bank books and those stupid old stocks and shares.

And huirry along to the Auntie Rotter home for orphans, Balls Pond Road, London.

Bye bye children
Tata Children













